{"id":1339,"date":"2012-04-10T18:37:05","date_gmt":"2012-04-10T18:37:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noi3.org\/site\/?p=1339"},"modified":"2012-04-10T18:37:05","modified_gmt":"2012-04-10T18:37:05","slug":"cugetari","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/?p=1339","title":{"rendered":"Cugetari"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"> \t<span style=\"font-size:14px;\"><cite>1. Vodca b\u0103ut\u0103 cu m\u0103sur\u0103 e bun\u0103 &icirc;n orice cantit\u0103\u0163i.<\/cite><br \/> \t2. R\u0103zbunarea e dulce \u015fi nu are calorii.<br \/> \t3. Dac\u0103 n-ai ce face, f\u0103-o &icirc;n alt\u0103 parte.<br \/> \t4. C&acirc;nd b\u0103rbatul are o situa\u0163ie proast\u0103, caut\u0103 o femeie. C&acirc;nd situa\u0163ia se &icirc;mbun\u0103t\u0103\u0163e\u015fte, mai caut\u0103 una.<br \/> \t5. &Icirc;n dictatur\u0103, cineva te folose\u015fte cum vrea. &Icirc;n democra\u0163ie, ai dreptul s\u0103-l alegi pe cel care o s\u0103 te foloseasc\u0103 a\u015fa cum vrea el.<br \/> \t6. Dac\u0103 so\u0163ia nu vor&shy;be\u015fte diminea\u0163a cu tine, &icirc;n&shy;seam&shy;&shy;n\u0103 c\u0103 be\u0163ia de asear\u0103 \u0163i-a re&shy;u&shy;\u015fit.<br \/> \t7. Mai r\u0103u dec&acirc;t un prost le&shy;ne\u015f e un prost cu ini\u0163iativ\u0103.<br \/> \t8. M-au ur&shy;m\u0103&shy;rit multe g&acirc;nduri profunde, dar am fost &icirc;ntotdeauna mai iute dec&acirc;t ele.<br \/> \t9. &Icirc;nt&acirc;mplarea e ine&shy;vi&shy;ta&shy;bi&shy;lul ap\u0103rut din senin.<br \/> \t10. Dac\u0103 \u015feful e idiot, las\u0103-l s-o afle de la altul.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>  <!--more-->  <\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"> \t<span style=\"font-size:14px;\">11. &Icirc;n orice c\u0103snicie, cineva are &icirc;ntotdeauna dreptate, iar b\u0103rbatul niciodat\u0103.<br \/> \t12. Nu-i greu s\u0103 te la\u015fi de b\u0103ut, greu e s\u0103 &icirc;n\u0163elegi de ce trebuie s\u0103 te la\u015fi de b\u0103ut.<br \/> \t13. Oamenii cu bani sunt de dou\u0103 feluri: ap\u0103ra\u0163i de poli\u0163ie ori c\u0103uta\u0163i de poli\u0163ie.<br \/> \t<span dir=\"ltr\">14. \u015ei &icirc;n casa de nebuni exist\u0103 vecini.<br \/> \t15. Oric&acirc;t te-ai str\u0103dui, cineva va munci mai pu\u0163in dec&acirc;t tine \u015fi va c&acirc;\u015ftiga mai mult.<\/span><br \/> \t16. Nu salariile-s mici, lunile sunt prea lungi.<br \/> \t17. C&acirc;nd iube\u015fti cu adev\u0103rat, nici m\u0103car bigudiurile nu te mai sperie.<br \/> \t18. Principala problem\u0103 a omului e c\u0103 el singur &icirc;\u015fi creeaz\u0103 probleme.<br \/> \t19. Dac\u0103 nu ai griji \u015fi du\u015fmani, e po&shy;sibil s\u0103 nu te fi n\u0103scut.<br \/> \t20. Cine mun&shy;ce\u015fte toat\u0103 ziua nu mai are timp s\u0103 c&acirc;\u015ftige.<br \/> \t21. Via\u0163a e liniu\u0163a dintre data na\u015fterii \u015fi data mor\u0163ii.<br \/> \t22. S\u0103r\u0103cia nu se vindec\u0103. A dove&shy;dit-o medicina f\u0103r\u0103 plat\u0103.<br \/> \t23. Dac\u0103 &icirc;ntr-un cuv&acirc;nt de cinci litere ai comis \u015fase gre\u015feli, una e de prisos.<br \/> \t24. Un adult e omul care nu mai cre\u015fte &icirc;n &icirc;n\u0103l\u0163ime \u015fi &icirc;ncepe s\u0103 creasc\u0103 &icirc;n l\u0103\u0163ime \u015fi grosime.<br \/> \t25. Prietenii pot fi \u015fi fal\u015fi, du\u015fmanii sunt &icirc;ntotdeauna autentici.<br \/> \t26. Nu-\u0163i b\u0103ga &icirc;n cap toate fleacurile, fiindc\u0103 nu-\u0163i mai r\u0103m&acirc;ne loc pentru prostie.<br \/> \t27. Un optimist este un om in&shy;su&shy;ficient informat.<br \/> \t28. Femeile fac din nimic trei lucruri: Salate, coafuri \u015fi drame.<br \/> \t29. Uneori, c&acirc;nd &icirc;ncepi s\u0103 fr&acirc;nezi, nu te mai po\u0163i opri din fr&acirc;nat.<br \/> \t30. Dac\u0103 la o &icirc;ntrebare &icirc;\u0163i r\u0103spunde un filozof, nu mai &icirc;n\u0163elegi ce-ai &icirc;ntrebat.<br \/> \t31. A doua c\u0103snicie e victoria speran\u0163ei asupra experien\u0163ei.<br \/> \t32. Nu-i deloc greu s\u0103 combini nepl\u0103cutul cu inutilul. E doar o chestiune de tradi\u0163ie.<br \/> \t33. Logica este \u015ftiin\u0163a care &icirc;i permite b\u0103rbatului s\u0103 nu &icirc;n&shy;\u0163e&shy;lea&shy;g\u0103 femeia.<br \/> \t34. Pe oaspete, oric&acirc;t de bine l-ai hr\u0103ni, tot se &icirc;mbat\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Vodca b\u0103ut\u0103 cu m\u0103sur\u0103 e bun\u0103 &icirc;n orice cantit\u0103\u0163i. 2. R\u0103zbunarea e dulce \u015fi nu are calorii. 3. Dac\u0103 n-ai ce face, f\u0103-o &icirc;n&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[608,609,607],"class_list":["post-1339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-altele-continut","tag-cugetari","tag-haioase","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1339"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1339\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}