{"id":513,"date":"2012-01-15T09:31:21","date_gmt":"2012-01-15T09:31:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noi3.org\/site\/?p=513"},"modified":"2012-01-15T09:31:21","modified_gmt":"2012-01-15T09:31:21","slug":"israel-kaufman-mari-adevruri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/?p=513","title":{"rendered":"Israel Kaufman \u2013 Mari adevaruri"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\tCând b\u0103rbatul are o situa\u0163ie proast\u0103, caut\u0103 o femeie. Când situa\u0163ia se îmbun\u0103t\u0103\u0163e\u015fte, mai caut\u0103 una.  <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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\t\t\tÎn dictatur\u0103, cineva te folose\u015fte cum vrea. În democra\u0163ie, ai dreptul s\u0103-l alegi pe cel care o s\u0103 te foloseasc\u0103 a\u015fa cum vrea el.<\/span><\/span>
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\t\t\t\tMai r\u0103u decât un prost le­ne\u015f e un prost cu ini\u0163iativ\u0103.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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\t\t\t\tÎn orice c\u0103snicie, cineva are întotdeauna dreptate, iar b\u0103rbatul niciodat\u0103.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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\t\t\t\tOamenii cu bani sunt de dou\u0103 feluri: ap\u0103ra\u0163i de poli\u0163ie ori c\u0103uta\u0163i de poli\u0163ie.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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\t\t\t\tOricât te-ai str\u0103dui, cineva va munci mai pu\u0163in decât tine \u015fi va câ\u015ftiga mai mult.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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\t\t\tFemeile vor de toate de la un b\u0103rbat, iar b\u0103rbatul doar una de la toate femeile.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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\t\t\tNu salarile-s mici, lunile sunt prea lungi.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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\t\t\tCând iube\u015fti cu adev\u0103rat, nici m\u0103car bigudiurile nu te mai sperie.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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\t\t\t\tDac\u0103 nu ai griji \u015fi du\u015fmani, e po­sibil s\u0103 nu te fi n\u0103scut.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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\t\t\tCine mun­ce\u015fte toat\u0103 ziua nu mai are timp s\u0103 câ\u015ftige. <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
\tVia\u0163a e liniu\u0163a dintre data na\u015fterii \u015fi data mor\u0163ii.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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\t\t\t\tUn adult e omul care nu mai cre\u015fte în în\u0103l\u0163ime \u015fi începe s\u0103 creasc\u0103 în l\u0103\u0163ime \u015fi grosime.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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\t\t\tPrietenii pot fi \u015fi fal\u015fi, du\u015fmanii sunt întotdeauna autentici.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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\t\t\t\tUn optimist este un om in­su­ficient informat.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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\t\t\tFemeile fac din nimic trei lucruri: Salate, coafuri \u015fi drame.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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\t\t\t\tDac\u0103 la o întrebare î\u0163i r\u0103spunde un filozof, nu mai în\u0163elegi ce-ai întrebat.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
\t\t\tA doua c\u0103snicie e victoria speran\u0163ei asupra experien\u0163ei.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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\t\t\t\tLogica este \u015ftiin\u0163a care îi permite b\u0103rbatului s\u0103 nu în­\u0163e­lea­g\u0103 femeia.<\/span><\/span> \t\t\t\t<\/p>\n
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Când b\u0103rbatul are o situa\u0163ie proast\u0103, caut\u0103 o femeie. Când situa\u0163ia se îmbun\u0103t\u0103\u0163e\u015fte, mai caut\u0103 una.   În dictatur\u0103, cineva te folose\u015fte cum vrea. În democra\u0163ie,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":512,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[273],"class_list":["post-513","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-altele-continut","tag-glume"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/513","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=513"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/513\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/512"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}