{"id":6371,"date":"2013-10-25T18:31:59","date_gmt":"2013-10-25T18:31:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noi3.org\/site\/?p=6371"},"modified":"2013-10-25T18:31:59","modified_gmt":"2013-10-25T18:31:59","slug":"ghid-de-expresii-englezesti-pentru-locuitorii-din-deveselu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/?p=6371","title":{"rendered":"Ghid de expresii englezesti pentru locuitorii din Deveselu"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2> \t<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rg_i\" data-=\"\" data-sz=\"f\" name=\"9h9muCaREJynqM:\" src=\"https:\/\/encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com\/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTcnrp7MOePvT_kawwCdG7jO0D1-9Wm74fcmsxAjj-30sRImIRf\" style=\"width:248px;height:185px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-top:0px\" \/><\/h2>\n<p> \t<span style=\"font-size:14px;\">Mai jos ave\u021bi un mini-dic\u021bionar oltenesc-englez care con\u021bine absolut toate mesajele pur rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti pe care s\u0103tenii din Deveselu ar vrea s\u0103 le transmit\u0103 americanilor.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>  <!--more-->  <\/p>\n<p> \t<span style=\"font-size:14px;\">Mai jos ave\u021bi un mini-dic\u021bionar oltenesc-englez care con\u021bine absolut toate mesajele pur rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti pe care s\u0103tenii din Deveselu ar vrea s\u0103 le transmit\u0103 americanilor.<\/span><\/p>\n<h2> \t<strong>Expresii folositoare:<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p> \tFifty for the short, one hundred for the normal<br \/> \tDo you want to cut you with the sword?<br \/> \tWhat is it with all these farts on you?<br \/> \tCome to my place to show you my stamps collection<br \/> \tTen lei for a battery of girl in the grass<br \/> \tDo you want some leek with that cake?<strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<h2> \t<strong>Ponturi:<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p> \tThe bathroom is in the cornfield<br \/> \tIonela fucks for a Coke and a fried chicken leg<br \/> \tGina from the buffet makes beak in the backyard.<br \/> \tWatch it, because she put her period in your soup!<br \/> \t(<em>doar pentru gay<\/em>) Vasile, the village\u2019s sheppard, burns himself in his pumpkin<\/p>\n<h2> \t<strong>Proverbe si \u00eentelepciuni rom\u00e2nesti:<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p> \tGeorgeta made me from man non-man, when I piss I lean against the tree<br \/> \tYou fuck, you don\u2019t fuck, the time of the dick passes<br \/> \tThe dick has no shoulders<br \/> \tThe dick doesn\u2019t know book<br \/> \tHe put the candy on the funeral-cake<br \/> \tIt\u2019s not the sheep\u2019s business from where the horse drinks water<br \/> \tThe dogs are barking, the bear is walking<\/p>\n<h2> \t<strong>Glumite de socializare:<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p> \tPull me by the little finger (<em>and then fart<\/em>)<br \/> \tCome to the river to show you what a poor man\u2019s dick means<br \/> \tCan I hold your gun while you take that piss?<br \/> \tHe has gone in the dick with the satellite<br \/> \tWe have guns, we have knives, but shields dick<\/p>\n<h2> \t<strong>\u00cenjur\u0103turi:<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p> \tGo in your mother\u2019s sun<br \/> \tFuck your mother\u2019s onion<br \/> \tI fuck you in your ass on your mother<br \/> \tOral sex Mititelu<br \/> \tTake my lamb to the wrestle<br \/> \tPull my tomcat by the ears<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mai jos ave\u021bi un mini-dic\u021bionar oltenesc-englez care con\u021bine absolut toate mesajele pur rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti pe care s\u0103tenii din Deveselu ar vrea s\u0103 le transmit\u0103 americanilor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[203,870,1273,273,90],"class_list":["post-6371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-altele-continut","tag-deveselu","tag-engleza","tag-expresii","tag-glume","tag-romana"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6371"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6371\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}