{"id":6372,"date":"2013-10-31T20:21:29","date_gmt":"2013-10-31T20:21:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noi3.org\/site\/?p=6372"},"modified":"2013-10-31T20:21:29","modified_gmt":"2013-10-31T20:21:29","slug":"de-ce-nu-a-fost-arestat-adi-minune","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/?p=6372","title":{"rendered":"De ce nu a fost arestat Adi Minune&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> \t<strong>&#8211; Am aflat de ce nu a fost arestat Adi Minune: nu aveau catuse pe marimea lui.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p> \t<strong>&#8211; Cum s-a scuzat Adi Minune in fata procurorilor: &#8222;Am crezut ca e lapte praf&#8221;.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p> \t<strong>&#8211; Minune nu a fost gasit pentru ca se ascunde la locul de joaca pentru copii din mall.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>  <!--more-->  <\/p>\n<p> \t<strong>&#8211; Am aflat de ce nu a fost arestat Adi Minune: nu aveau catuse pe marimea lui.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p> \t<strong>&#8211; Cum s-a scuzat Adi Minune in fata procurorilor: &#8222;Am crezut ca e lapte praf&#8221;.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p> \t<strong>&#8211; Minune nu a fost gasit pentru ca se ascunde la locul de joaca pentru copii din mall.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p> \t<strong>&#8211; DIICOT-ul a deschis ancheta, dupa ce a aflat ca Adi Minune cere in fiecare seara &#8222;Alba ca Zapada&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p> \t<strong>&#8211; Protectia copilului s-a autosesizat si cere DIICOT-ului custodia lui Adi Minune.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p> \t<strong>&#8211; Adi Minune a refuzat sa-i cumpere sotiei aspirator, pentru ca trage el tot praful din casa.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p> \t<strong>&#8211; Dupa audieri, Adi Minune a iesit de la Parchet alb la fata si PRAF de suparare<\/strong><\/p>\n<p> \t<strong>&#8211; Administratia Nationala a Penitenciarelor e in alerta. Daca judecatorii i-ar emite mandat de arestare lui Minune, atunci n-ar avea unde sa-l incarcereze pentru ca nu exista in stoc o colivie<\/strong><\/p>\n<p> \t<strong>&#8211; De ce a inceput sa se drogheze Adi Minune: a incercat si el sa vada cum e sa fii HIGH<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Am aflat de ce nu a fost arestat Adi Minune: nu aveau catuse pe marimea lui. &#8211; Cum s-a scuzat Adi Minune in fata&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[273,607],"class_list":["post-6372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-altele-continut","tag-glume","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6372","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6372"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6372\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}