{"id":6883,"date":"2015-03-21T20:06:27","date_gmt":"2015-03-21T20:06:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noi3.org\/site\/?p=6883"},"modified":"2015-03-21T20:06:27","modified_gmt":"2015-03-21T20:06:27","slug":"iraportul-7-lucruri-pe-care-le-ai-putea-cumpara-in-locul-celor-mai-scumpe-gadgeturi-apple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/?p=6883","title":{"rendered":"iRaportul: 7 lucruri pe care le-ai putea cump\u0103ra \u00een locul celor mai scumpe gadgeturi Apple"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\tApple a prezentat recent Watch <\/a>\u0219i MacBook<\/a>. De\u0219i poate nu \u021bi se par costisitoare, dac\u0103 iei cele mai scumpe\u00a0versiuni ai nevoie de vreo 18.600 de dolari ca s\u0103-\u021bi faci pl\u0103cerea. Pentru c\u0103 la banii ace\u0219tia cu siguran\u021b\u0103 nu-\u021bi pas\u0103 de copiii din Africa, vreau s\u0103-\u021bi ar\u0103t ce mai po\u021bi cump\u0103ra \u0219i s\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u0219ti \u00eentr-o lume f\u0103r\u0103 Apple, dar la fel de scump\u0103.<\/p>\n

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\tApple a prezentat recent Watch <\/a>\u0219i MacBook<\/a>. De\u0219i poate nu \u021bi se par costisitoare, dac\u0103 iei cele mai scumpe\u00a0versiuni ai nevoie de vreo 18.600 de dolari ca s\u0103-\u021bi faci pl\u0103cerea. Pentru c\u0103 la banii ace\u0219tia cu siguran\u021b\u0103 nu-\u021bi pas\u0103 de copiii din Africa, vreau s\u0103-\u021bi ar\u0103t ce mai po\u021bi cump\u0103ra \u0219i s\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u0219ti \u00eentr-o lume f\u0103r\u0103 Apple, dar la fel de scump\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\tMacbook e un laptop mic, mega portabil \u0219i cu un singur port. At\u00e2t, un singur port. \u0218i un pre\u021b de vreo 1.600 de dolari \u00een cea mai scump\u0103 configura\u021bie (nu c\u0103 ai avea prea multe lucruri de pus \u00een el). Apoi, Watch\u00a0abia<\/em> de cost\u0103 c\u00e2teva sute de dolari, dar \u00een versiune\u00a0Watch Edition<\/em> cu carcas\u0103 din aur \u0219i curea asemenea va ajunge la 17.000 de dolari.\u00a0Dac\u0103 ai de spart 18.600 de dolari \u0219i e\u0219ti sc\u00e2rbit de tot acest marketing cu Apple Watch, \u00ee\u021bi zic eu ce po\u021bi \u00a0face cu ei.<\/p>\n

\t1. Po\u021bi s\u0103-\u021bi<\/strong> cumperi o garsonier\u0103 \u00een Ferentari \u0219i un Rolex replic\u0103 de la noii t\u0103i vecini care se recomand\u0103 drept liber \u00eentreprinz\u0103tori pe ni\u0219a \u201e\u021big\u0103ri, \u021big\u0103ri, \u021big\u0103ri\u201c de la Obor. Ai nevoie de ceas ca s\u0103 \u0219tii la ce or\u0103 \u021bi se vor fura diverse lucruri (dac\u0103 nu \u021bi se fur\u0103 chiar ceasul) \u0219i s\u0103 treci corect \u00een pl\u00e2ngerea depus\u0103 la poli\u021bie.<\/p>\n

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\t2. Po\u021bi investi<\/strong> \u00eentr-un parc auto cu 100 de ma\u0219ini Dacia 1300 pe care le \u00eenchiriezi drept automobile\u00a0vintage<\/em> pentru nunt\u0103 la cort. Pre\u021bul e undeva \u00eentre 2.000 \u0219i 3.000 de lei, site-urile cu anun\u021buri <\/a>sunt pline, a\u0219a c\u0103 te po\u021bi afirma destul de u\u0219or pe o pia\u021b\u0103 deloc explorat\u0103 de al\u021bi temerari ai\u00a0biznisului<\/em> de calitate.<\/p>\n

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\t3. Banii pe care<\/strong> i-ai da pe MacBook \u0219i Watch pot fi investi\u021bi cu cap \u00een dezvoltarea tinerelor talente \u0219i a ingineriei autohtone. Astfel, te duci \u00een China, vorbe\u0219ti cu 100 de tineri chinezi \u0219i \u00eenchiriezi o hal\u0103 la aeroportul B\u0103neasa\u00a0\u00een care \u00ee\u021bi faci centru de\u00a0Research & Development<\/em>. \u00cen nici dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni fac micu\u021bii, cu m\u00e2nu\u021bele lor dibace,\u00a0Dorrell Watch<\/strong> de rupi gura t\u00e2rgului.<\/p>\n

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\t4. Bine, dac\u0103 tot<\/strong> \u021bi-am trezit pofta de a te juca cu ingineria, poate ar trebui s\u0103 te crezi \u0219i Steve Jobs. Cu trei pizza, un PET de American Cola \u0219i un cartu\u0219 de \u021big\u0103ri convingi cinci\u00a0studen\u021bi de la Poli care \u00een nici 24 de ore \u00ee\u021bi fac un\u00a0smartwatch<\/em> de mai marea frumuse\u021be. Nici nu trebuie s\u0103-i stresezi, doar le zici c\u0103 a doua zi au examen \u0219i asta e materia la care trebuie s\u0103 \u00eenve\u021be. Restul miilor de dolari se duc direct \u00een marketing, c\u0103 doar reclama e sufletul comer\u021bului, nu inova\u021bia!<\/p>\n

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\t5. \u0218i ca s\u0103<\/strong> nu-\u021bi ba\u021bi capul cu tot felul de chestiuni, cel mai simplu bagi banii \u00eentr-un transport de 20.000 de ceasuri inteligente din China. Apoi, creezi Wrist Fan SRL<\/strong>\u00a0o companie cu sediul \u00eentr-un ora\u0219 pitoresc din Rom\u00e2nia \u0219i vinzi ceasuri sub un\u00a0brand\u00a0u\u0219or\u00a0englezit \u0219i u\u0219or de pronun\u021bat de c\u0103tre orice rom\u00e2n.<\/p>\n

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\t6. Am sugestii<\/strong> \u0219i pentru doamne \u0219i domni\u0219oare. Cu 18.600 de dolari v\u0103 pute\u021bi lua ni\u0219te pantofiori mega sweet \u0219i mega frumo\u0219i Louis Vuitton \u0219i o geant\u0103\u00a0\u00e0 la Elena Udrea. Ceasurile se stric\u0103, dar\u00a0\u00eemplinirea sufleteasc\u0103\u00a0nu poate fi dec\u00e2t \u00een cre\u0219tere cu ni\u021bic\u0103 \u0219edin\u021b\u0103 de shopping pe bani mul\u021bi.<\/p>\n

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\t7. Sau, doamne \u0219i domni\u0219oare,<\/strong> pute\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 cump\u0103ra\u021bi\u00a0un set superb de lenjerie intim\u0103 \u201eVictoria\u2019s Secret\u201c \u00eencrustat cu diamante Swarovski. \u00cen drum spre cas\u0103, lua\u021bi \u0219i o \u0219aorma pentru nefericitul care trebuie s\u0103-\u0219i v\u00e2nd\u0103 un rinichi \u0219i c\u00e2teva grame de ficat ca s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103. Merit\u0103, e b\u0103iat bun.<\/p>\n

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\tDisclaimer:\u00a0iRaportul lui Titus A. Technicus<\/strong><\/a> este o rubric\u0103 pamflet care trateaz\u0103 actualitatea tech \u00eentr-o not\u0103 umoristic\u0103. Fiecare articol trebuie tratat ca atare. La fel cum prostul nu le \u0219tie, dar le nimere\u0219te, nici\u00a0Titus A. Technicus<\/strong> nu le g\u00e2nde\u0219te, dar le potrive\u0219te.<\/em><\/p>\n

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