{"id":7021,"date":"2017-07-17T15:45:21","date_gmt":"2017-07-17T15:45:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noi3.org\/site\/?p=7021"},"modified":"2018-11-13T15:38:23","modified_gmt":"2018-11-13T15:38:23","slug":"30-de-citate-memorabile-despre-sex-si-relatii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/?p=7021","title":{"rendered":"30 de citate memorabile despre sex \u015fi rela\u0163ii"},"content":{"rendered":"

9) \u201eExist\u0103 c\u00e2teva dispozitive care cresc dorin\u0163a sexual\u0103, \u00een special la femei. Cel mai important dintre acestea este Mercedes-Benz 500 SL.\u201d \u00a0\u2013 Lynn Lavner<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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Sexul a fost, este \u015fi va fi \u00eentotdeauna un subiect tabu. Pudicii vor \u00eentoarce mereu privirea jena\u0163i c\u00e2nd vor vedea imaginea unui trup dezgolit, dar, \u00een dormitor, \u00ee\u015fi scot \u201earsenalul\u201d de cuno\u015ftin\u0163e \u00een acest domeniu \u015fi nu mai \u0163in cont de limite. <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Celebrit\u0103\u0163ile care au rostit aceste vorbe vor r\u0103m\u00e2ne pentru totdeauna \u00een memoria admiratorilor drept persoane f\u0103r\u0103 inhibi\u0163ii, care nu se sfiesc s\u0103-\u015fi exprime opinia vizavi de mult-blamatul (\u015fi mult-practicatul, am ad\u0103uga) sex!<\/span><\/p>\n

Totul despre sex \u00een 30 de citate celebre\u00a0<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n

1) \u201eClinton a min\u0163it. Un b\u0103rbat poate uita unde parcheaz\u0103 sau chiar unde locuie\u015fte, dar nu uit\u0103 niciodat\u0103 o partid\u0103 de sex oral, indiferent c\u00e2t de nereu\u015fit\u0103 a fost. \u201d \u2013 Barbara Bush<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

2) \u201ePotrivit unor cercet\u0103ri recente, femeile spun c\u0103 se simt mai confortabil dac\u0103 se dezbrac\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163a unui b\u0103rbat, dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 ar face-o \u00een fa\u0163a unei femei. Aceasta din cauz\u0103 c\u0103 femeile sunt foarte critice, \u00een timp ce b\u0103rba\u0163ii sunt doar recunosc\u0103tori.\u201d \u2013 Robert\u00a0 De Niro<\/strong><\/p>\n

3) \u201eSe zice c\u0103 ar fi ap\u0103rut un nou scandal \u00een lumea medical\u0103. Doctorii semnaleaz\u0103 faptul c\u0103 b\u0103rba\u0163ii au reac\u0163ii alergice la prezervativele din latex. Acestea provoac\u0103 umflarea puternic\u0103 a penisului. \u015ei, care-i problema?\u201d \u00a0\u2013\u00a0Dustin Hoffman<\/strong><\/p>\n

4) \u201eCunoa\u015fte\u0163i privirea aceea pe care o au femeile c\u00e2nd vor s\u0103 fac\u0103 sex? Nici eu!\u201d \u00a0\u2013 Steve Martin<\/strong><\/p>\n

5) \u201eFemeile au nevoie de un motiv ca s\u0103 fac\u0103 sex. B\u0103rba\u0163ii au nevoie numai de un loc unde s-o fac\u0103.\u201d \u00a0\u2013 Billy Crystal\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

6) \u201eS\u0103 faci sex e ca \u015fi cum ai juca bridge. Dac\u0103 n-ai un partener bun, ar fi bine s\u0103 ai o m\u00e2n\u0103 bun\u0103.\u201d \u00a0\u2013\u00a0Woody Allen<\/strong><\/p>\n

7) \u201eMama mea n-a sesizat niciodat\u0103 nimic ironic \u00een a m\u0103 numi ‘son-of-a-bitch’.\u201d \u00a0\u2013 Jack Nicholson<\/strong><\/p>\n

8) \u201eFemeile sunt capabile s\u0103 mimeze orgasmul. B\u0103rba\u0163ii pot mima o \u00eentreag\u0103 rela\u0163ie.\u201d \u00a0\u2013 Sharon Stone<\/strong><\/p>\n

9) \u201eExist\u0103 c\u00e2teva dispozitive care cresc dorin\u0163a sexual\u0103, \u00een special la femei. Cel mai important dintre acestea este Mercedes-Benz 500 SL.\u201d \u00a0\u2013 Lynn Lavner<\/strong><\/p>\n

10) \u201eBigamia \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 ai o nevast\u0103 \u00een plus. Monogamia e acela\u015fi lucru.\u201d \u00a0\u2013 Oscar Wilde<\/strong><\/p>\n

11) \u201eVede\u0163i, problema e c\u0103 Dumnezeu i-a dat b\u0103rbatului un creier \u015fi un penis, dar nu i-a dat suficient s\u00e2nge pentru a le folosi pe am\u00e2ndou\u0103 deodat\u0103.\u201d \u00a0\u2013 Robin Williams<\/strong><\/p>\n

12) \u201eIubirea este r\u0103spunsul, dar \u00een timp ce a\u015ftep\u0163i r\u0103spunsul, sexul ridic\u0103 ni\u015fte \u00eentreb\u0103ri bunicele.\u201d \u00a0\u2013 Woody Allen<\/strong><\/p>\n

13) \u201eC\u00e2nd am ajuns \u00een America, nu \u015ftiam s\u0103 vorbesc englez\u0103, dar via\u0163a mea sexual\u0103 era perfect\u0103. Acum, engleza mea e perfect\u0103, dar via\u0163a mea sexual\u0103 e groaznic\u0103.\u201d \u00a0\u2013 Julio Iglesias<\/strong><\/p>\n

14) \u201eUltima dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd am fost \u00een\u0103untrul unei femei a fost c\u00e2nd am vizitat Statuia Libert\u0103\u0163ii.\u201d \u00a0\u2013 Woody Allen<\/strong><\/p>\n

15) \u201eSunt un amant at\u00e2t de bun, pentru c\u0103 exersez foarte mult singur.\u201d \u00a0\u2013 Woody Allen<\/strong><\/p>\n

16) \u201eSexul \u015fi golful sunt singurele dou\u0103 lucruri de care te po\u0163i bucura f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 te pricepi la ele.\u201d \u00a0\u2013 Kevin Costner<\/strong><\/p>\n

17) \u201eBisexualitatea dubleaz\u0103 automat \u015fansele de a avea o \u00eent\u00e2lnire s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 noaptea.\u201d \u00a0\u2013 Rodney Dangerfield<\/strong><\/p>\n

18) \u201eEste mai bine s\u0103 nu fii fidel, dec\u00e2t s\u0103 fii fidel f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u0163i-o dore\u015fti.\u201d \u00a0\u2013\u00a0Brigitte Bardot<\/strong><\/p>\n

19) \u201eDac\u0103 Dumnezeu nu ar fi dorit c\u0103 noi s\u0103 ne masturb\u0103m, ne-ar fi f\u0103cut bra\u0163ele mai scurte.\u201d \u00a0\u2013 George Carlin<\/strong><\/p>\n

20) \u201eSexul este unul din cele nou\u0103 motive pentru re\u00eencarnare. Celelalte opt n-au importan\u0163\u0103.\u201d \u2013 George Burns<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

21) \u201eSexul la 90 de ani este ca \u015fi c\u00e2nd ai juca biliard cu o funie.” \u00a0\u2013 George Burns<\/strong><\/p>\n

22) \u201eNimeni nu va c\u00e2\u015ftiga r\u0103zboiul sexelor; se fraternizeaz\u0103 prea mult cu inamicul.” \u00a0\u2013 Henry Kissinger<\/strong><\/p>\n

23) \u201ePersonal, nu \u015ftiu nimic despre sex, deoarece am fost m\u0103ritat\u0103 tot timpul.” \u00a0\u2013 Zsa Zsa Gabor<\/strong><\/p>\n

24) \u201eMarea diferen\u0163\u0103 dintre sexul pl\u0103tit \u015fi sexul gratis este c\u0103 sexul pl\u0103tit cost\u0103 mai pu\u0163in.” \u00a0\u2013 Brendan Francis<\/strong><\/p>\n

25) \u201eDe ce ar trebui s\u0103 primim sfaturi despre sex de la Pap\u0103? Dac\u0103 \u015ftie ceva despre sex, nu ar trebui s\u0103 \u015ftie!” \u00a0\u2013 George Bernard Shaw<\/strong><\/p>\n

26) \u201e\u00cen America, sexul este o obsesie, \u00een alte p\u0103r\u0163i ale lumii, este o realitate.” \u00a0\u2013 Marlene Dietrich<\/strong><\/p>\n

27) \u201ePentru a avea succes la sexul opus, spune-i c\u0103 e\u015fti impotent. Va face tot posibilul s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i demonstreze contrariul.” \u00a0\u2013 Cary Grant<\/strong><\/p>\n

28) \u201e\u00cen loc s\u0103 m\u0103 rec\u0103s\u0103toresc, mai bine \u00eemi g\u0103sesc o femeie care s\u0103 nu-mi plac\u0103 \u015fi-i dau pur \u015fi simplu o cas\u0103.” \u00a0\u2013 Rod Stewart<\/strong><\/p>\n

29) \u201eMunca de programator este ca sexul. O singur\u0103 gre\u015feal\u0103 \u015fi trebuie s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u015fti pentru ea tot restul vie\u0163ii.” \u00a0\u2013 Michael Sinz<\/strong><\/p>\n

30) \u201ePrietena mea r\u00e2de \u00eentotdeauna \u00een timp ce facem sex, indiferent de ceea ce cite\u015fte.” \u00a0\u2013 Steve Jobs<\/strong><\/p>\n

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