{"id":7039,"date":"2017-10-22T11:33:24","date_gmt":"2017-10-22T11:33:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noi3.org\/site\/?p=7039"},"modified":"2018-11-13T13:42:36","modified_gmt":"2018-11-13T13:42:36","slug":"10-lucruri-pe-care-le-spune-scrisul-medicului-tau-despre-el-si-despre-tine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/?p=7039","title":{"rendered":"10 lucruri pe care le spune scrisul medicului t\u0103u despre el (\u015fi despre tine)"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\tPoate \u0163i-am mai zis: dintre toate ramurile medicinei (medicinii<\/em>, pentru nostalgici), cel mai mult m\u0103 pasioneaz\u0103 arta scrisului de re\u0163ete. Evident c\u0103 n-a fost u\u015for, dar am reu\u015fit s\u0103-i conving pe prietenii mei doctori s\u0103-mi \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u015feasc\u0103 c\u00e2teva dintre tainele breslei. Acum am compilat toat\u0103 \u00een\u0163elepciunea \u015fi \u0163i-o ar\u0103t \u015fi \u0163ie, ca s\u0103 \u00een\u0163elegi mai bine re\u0163eta aia misterioas\u0103 pe care \u0163i-a dat-o medicul de familie ultima dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd ai m\u00e2ncat la chinezi.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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\tPoate \u0163i-am mai zis: dintre toate ramurile medicinei (medicinii<\/em>, pentru nostalgici), cel mai mult m\u0103 pasioneaz\u0103 arta scrisului de re\u0163ete. Evident c\u0103 n-a fost u\u015for, dar am reu\u015fit s\u0103-i conving pe prietenii mei doctori s\u0103-mi \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u015feasc\u0103 c\u00e2teva dintre tainele breslei. Acum am compilat toat\u0103 \u00een\u0163elepciunea \u015fi \u0163i-o ar\u0103t \u015fi \u0163ie, ca s\u0103 \u00een\u0163elegi mai bine re\u0163eta aia misterioas\u0103 pe care \u0163i-a dat-o medicul de familie ultima dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd ai m\u00e2ncat la chinezi.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

\t1. Recuno\u015fti prima liter\u0103 din numele\u00a0medicamentului?<\/span><\/h2>\n

\tFelicit\u0103ri! Ai un doctor bun care chiar \u0163i-a pus un diagnostic<\/strong>. Farmacistul va \u0163ine cont de prima liter\u0103 \u015fi lungimea cuv\u00e2ntului ca s\u0103-\u0163i furnizeze exact pastilele care \u00ee\u0163i trebuie. O s\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u015fti mul\u0163i, mul\u0163i ani cu sprijinul acestei echipe fantastice.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\t2. Po\u0163i distinge doar\u00a0vocalele?<\/span><\/h2>\n

\tAh, deci ai fost la dentist<\/strong>! Domnul dr. a fost suficient de dr\u0103gu\u0163 s\u0103-\u0163i scrie medicamentele exact a\u015fa cum le vei citi tu c\u00e2nd mergi la farmacie cu gingia de m\u0103rimea unui pomelo.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\t3. Alea CHIAR nu au cum s\u0103 fie\u00a0litere?<\/span><\/h2>\n

\tBietul de el, probabil nu \u015fi-a dat seama ce ai<\/strong>. E \u00een regul\u0103, farmacistul \u015ftie ce s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u015fi \u00een acest caz. O s\u0103 par\u0103 foarte concentrat, o s\u0103 fac\u0103 ni\u015fte socoteli imaginare \u015fi o s\u0103-\u0163i dea Biseptol sau alt medicament periculos din anii \u201960 care te vindec\u0103 de cam orice, cu riscul s\u0103-\u0163i mai creasc\u0103 o m\u00e2n\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\t4. Pune o inimioar\u0103 \u00een v\u00e2rful\u00a0i-ului?<\/span><\/h2>\n

\tAi o minte fenomenal\u0103<\/strong>. Cum dumnezeu \u0163i-ai dat seama c\u0103 \u0103la e i? Asta dac\u0103 nu cumva a\u015fa-zisa inimioar\u0103 e de fapt i-ul, iar i-ul e un \u0163.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\t5. Scrie\u00a0caligrafic?<\/span><\/h2>\n

\tNu vreau s\u0103 intri \u00een panic\u0103, dar e posibil ca acel om \u00een halat alb s\u0103 fi ob\u0163inut o diplom\u0103 fals\u0103 \u00eentr-un gang de la ni\u015fte rake\u0163i ucraineni<\/strong>. Toat\u0103 lumea crede c\u0103 e prietenosul doctor Popescu, dar el vrea s\u0103-\u0163i dea sedative \u015fi s\u0103 te canibalizeze.<\/span><\/p>\n

\tDac\u0103 po\u0163i distinge numele fiec\u0103rui medicament \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 nu e\u015fti \u00eentr-o valiz\u0103 \u00een Lacul Morii, un pic de precau\u0163ie nu stric\u0103: anuleaz\u0103-\u0163i urm\u0103toarea programare, d\u0103 un telefon la Colegiul Medicilor, FUGI, MUT\u0102-TE \u00ceN ALT ORA\u015e, SCHIMB\u0102-\u0162I NUMELE, NU MAI VORBI NICIODAT\u0102 DESPRE ASTA.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\t6. Scrie cite\u0163, dar \u00een\u015firuirea de litere nu are nici un\u00a0sens?<\/span><\/h2>\n

\tCe interesant! Medicul t\u0103u (care sus\u0163ine c\u0103 e argentinian<\/strong>) e printre pu\u0163inii care mai folosesc pentru re\u0163ete o ma\u015fin\u0103 Enigma, dispozitiv electromecanic de criptare inventat \u00een anii 30.<\/span><\/p>\n

\tCu participarea unei echipe de matematicieni de top, farmacistul t\u0103u ar putea descifra ce \u0163i-a prescris blondul dr. Gonzales pentru diareea aia fulger\u0103toare, dar o s\u0103 dureze trei ani. Ia \u015fi tu Smecta.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\t7. \u0162i se pare c\u0103 distingi un cuv\u00e2nt, dar nu e numele unui medicament de care s\u0103 fi auzit\u00a0vreodat\u0103?<\/span><\/h2>\n

\tN-ai \u00eennebunit, e doar creierul t\u0103u c\u0103ut\u00e2nd confortul unor tipare cunoscute \u00eentr-un amalgam de semnale aleatorii. Fenomenul se nume\u015fte pareidolie<\/strong> \u015fi se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 \u00een fiecare zi. Unii jur\u0103 c\u0103 au v\u0103zut chipul lui Arsenie Boca \u00eentr-un butuc, tu ai ginit \u00een scrisul unui medic ceea ce pare a fi un scris.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\t8. Scrie\u00a0\u00eence\u0163o\u015fat?<\/span><\/h2>\n

\tTocmai ai fost la un oftalmolog pasionat de SF \u015fi paradoxuri<\/strong>. E un scenariu clasic. Ideea e s\u0103 iei toate medicamentele p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eel g\u0103se\u015fti pe \u0103la bun, pe urm\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i folose\u015fti super-vederea ca s\u0103 construie\u015fti o ma\u015fin\u0103 a timpului \u015fi s\u0103 te \u00eentorci \u00een trecut s\u0103-\u0163i spui ce dracului scrie acolo.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\t9. Recuno\u015fti c\u00e2teva dintre litere de pe\u00a0Discovery?<\/span><\/h2>\n

\tFoarte mul\u0163i tineri din \u0163\u0103rile arabe vin \u00een Rom\u00e2nia<\/strong> s\u0103 studieze \u015fi s\u0103 practice medicina. Al t\u0103u pur \u015fi simplu nu mai e at\u00e2t de t\u00e2n\u0103r \u015fi a plecat din Egipt \u00eenainte s\u0103 fie \u0163ar\u0103 arab\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n

\tA\u015f putea s\u0103 glumesc c\u0103 \u0163i-a prescris Piramidon, dar suntem mai maturi de at\u00e2t.<\/span><\/p>\n

\tTotu\u015fi, evit\u0103 s\u0103 pleci cu obiecte din cabinet pentru c\u0103 s-ar putea s\u0103 fie blestemate.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\t10. Nu \u00een\u0163elegi re\u0163eta, dar se termin\u0103 cu o linie luuung\u0103 \u015fi\u00a0dreapt\u0103?<\/span><\/h2>\n

\tProbabil nu e nimic, dar ca s\u0103 n-ai surprize, nu mai sta s\u0103 cite\u015fti t\u00e2mpenii pe interne\u0163, f\u0103-\u0163i ordine \u00een afaceri \u015fi \u00eempac\u0103-te cu \u0103ia pe care i-ai nedrept\u0103\u0163it.<\/span><\/p>\n

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