{"id":8154,"date":"2020-09-23T10:26:17","date_gmt":"2020-09-23T10:26:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noi3.org\/site\/?p=8154"},"modified":"2020-09-23T10:26:20","modified_gmt":"2020-09-23T10:26:20","slug":"ce-nu-vor-sa-inteleaga-grasele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/?p=8154","title":{"rendered":"Ce nu vor s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleag\u0103 grasele!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Mi s-a luat de acest subiect \u0219i cred\/sper c\u0103 este ultima oar\u0103 c\u00e2nd mai scriu despre asta. Dar o s-o fac ca la carte, pe puncte, cu alineat de la cap\u0103t de r\u00e2nd. \u0218i o s\u0103 zic acum, o dat\u0103 pentru totdeauna, ce nu \u00een\u021beleg toate fetele \u0219i femeile astea care-\u0219i plimb\u0103 \u0219uncile de colo, colo, promov\u00e2nd a\u0219a zis-ul principiu: \u201ccine m\u0103 place, m\u0103 place a\u0219a cum sunt\u201d.<\/em>
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Nu \u00een\u021beleg c\u0103<\/strong>, din momentul \u00een care num\u0103rul kilogramelor dep\u0103\u0219e\u0219te centimetrii de dup\u0103 \u201c1\u201d, se duce naibii orice urm\u0103 de feminitate. Dac\u0103 ai 1.65 \u0219i de la 75 de kile \u00een sus, deja vorbim despre antrenamente de sumo, nu despre \u201cfloarea delicat\u0103 care mi-a vr\u0103jit inima\u201d. Iar cele care nu \u00een\u021beleg asta vin automat cu replica: \u201clas\u0103, c\u0103 nici b\u0103rba<\/em>\u021bii nu-s mai breji\u201d<\/em>.<\/em> B\u0103, da, a\u0219a este, nu-s mai grozavi nici gra\u0219ii, dar au marele avantaj c\u0103 nu trebuie s\u0103 fie feminini \u0219i delica\u021bi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu \u00een\u021beleg c\u0103<\/strong> \u201cda, e mai plinu\u021b\u0103, dar ce suflet frumos are\u201d<\/em> sau \u201cda, e gras\u0103, dar este o persoan\u0103 at\u00e2t de tonic\u0103 si plin\u0103 de bun\u0103 dispozi\u021bie\u201d<\/em> sunt dou\u0103 chestii inventate de grase, pentru grase. Cu rare excep\u021bii, b\u0103rba\u021bii vor s\u0103 fut\u0103 sau s\u0103 aib\u0103 al\u0103turi femei de care s\u0103 fie m\u00e2ndri. \u0218ti\u021bi, ego-ul este o chestie pe care n-am inventat-o eu, cu care ne na\u0219tem \u0219i niciunul dintre noi nu suntem Buddha ca s\u0103 fim zen \u0219i s\u0103 nu ne pese c\u0103 a\u021bi \u00eenceput s\u0103 ar\u0103ta\u021bi ca ni\u0219te locomotive pe aburi. Cine zice altceva minte. Trust me!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu \u00een\u021beleg c\u0103<\/strong> r\u0103bdarea noastr\u0103, a b\u0103rba\u021bilor, este limitata \u0219i dac\u0103 putem accepta, din iubire, c\u0103 la un moment dat v\u0103 duceti \u00een sus cu kilogramele, treaba asta este doar pentru o perioad\u0103 limitat\u0103 de timp. Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 sunte\u021bi la curent, dar iubirea, chiar \u00een forma ei cea mai pur\u0103, presupune \u0219i niste sexu\u021b. Iar jucatul de-a doctorul cu un morman r\u0103sturnat de os\u00e2nz\u0103 nu este chiar cea mai pl\u0103cut\u0103 chestie din Univers. Prin urmare, \u00een 99% dintre cazurile de genul \u201cal meu m\u0103 iube\u0219te chiar si a\u0219a, gras\u0103, altele sunt lucrurile care ne leag\u0103\u201d<\/em>, mai devreme sau mai t\u00e2rziu se va ajunge \u0219i la replica: \u201cCe-o fi v\u0103zut la proasta aia? Ce are ea <\/em>\u0219i nu-i puteam oferi eu\u201d?<\/em> Well, de cele mai multe ori n-are nimic \u00een plus. Ci \u00een minus. Multe kilograme \u00een minus. \u0218tiu, \u0219tiu, b\u0103rba\u021bii nu sunt ni\u0219te fiin\u021be superficiale \u0219i pot s\u0103 vad\u0103 dincolo de gr\u0103sime. Not!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu \u00een\u021beleg c\u0103<\/strong> vestita replic\u0103 \u201c<\/em>las\u0103, o s\u0103 m\u0103 apuc eu de sl\u0103bit \u0219i mers la sal\u0103<\/em>\u201d<\/em> nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 nimic. \u00censeamn\u0103 doar c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 nu te-ai apucat, nu faci nimic \u00een sensul \u0103sta \u0219i ar\u0103\u021bi ca o mors\u0103. C\u00e2nd o s\u0103 te apuci, o s\u0103 \u0219tim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu \u00een\u021beleg c\u0103<\/strong> \u00een loc s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 cele mai absurde motive, boli sau \u201cglande\u201d din cauza c\u0103rora care sunt grase \u0219i nu pot sub nicio form\u0103 s\u0103 sl\u0103beasc\u0103, mai bine ar m\u00e2nca salat\u0103, mun\u021bi de salat\u0103. Exist\u0103 ni\u0219te tanti din astea supra-dimensionate care mi-au dedicat articole pe bloguri sau platforme. Texte \u00een care au justificat cu lux de am\u0103nunte de ce sunt ele grase \u0219i le este imposibil sa dea jos din greutate. Nu mai bine \u00een locul celor dou\u0103-trei ore de scris se duceau s\u0103 alerge \u00een parc? Numa\u2019 zic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu \u00een\u021beleg c\u0103<\/strong> degeaba folosesc cele mai bune produse de machiaj. Gu\u0219a dubl\u0103 sau tripl\u0103, burta \u0219i curul imens nu pot fi acoperite. Iar noi vedem toate astea. Oricine le vede. Uneori \u0219i din cosmos se pot observa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu \u00een\u021beleg c\u0103<\/strong> to\u021bi cei din jurul lor care nu sunt \u00een stare sa le spun\u0103 \u201cfemeie, ar\u0103\u021bi c\u0103 o balen\u0103 e\u0219uat\u0103<\/em>\u201d<\/em> sunt ni\u0219te ipocri\u021bi sau ipocrite. Din punctul \u0103sta de vedere b\u0103rba\u021bii le sunt iar superiori. Nu exist\u0103 nici cea mai mica problem\u0103 \u00een a-i spune unui prieten \u201c<\/em>coaie, vezi c\u0103 te-ai \u00eengr\u0103\u0219at, ai f\u0103cut ditamai burta\u201d<\/em>. Iar cel \u00een cauz\u0103 sa recep\u021bioneze mesajul exact a\u0219a cum l-a primit, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eencerce s\u0103 justifice \u00een urm\u0103toarele trei ore cum hale\u0219ete numai frunze \u0219i tot pune pe el.  Discu\u021bia se va \u00eenchide fix a\u0219a: \u201c<\/em>Da, fr\u0103ciuc, \u0219tiu, g\u0103te\u0219te nevast\u0103-mea\/iubita\/prietena\/amanta\/maic\u0103-mea fenomenal \u0219i nu m\u0103 pot ab\u021bine\u201d.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu \u00een\u021beleg c\u0103<\/strong> nu exist\u0103 s\u0103 vrei<\/strong> s\u0103 sl\u0103be\u0219ti \u0219i s\u0103 nu po\u021bi. Nu exist\u0103 metabolism lent \u0219i alte c\u0103caturi. Adic\u0103 exist\u0103, dar se poate sl\u0103bi \u00een orice condi\u021bii. Te \u00eengra\u0219i dac\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci 1000 de calorii pe zi? Foarte bine, bagi doar 800. Stai lini\u0219tit\u0103 c\u0103 nu mori. Exist\u0103 vitamine \u0219i o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de adjuvante pentru cei\/cele care \u021bin diete hipo-calorice. Le dau \u00een scris c\u0103 n-or s\u0103 moar\u0103 de foame.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu \u00een\u021beleg c\u0103<\/strong> exist\u0103 doar lips\u0103 de voin\u021b\u0103 \u0219i justific\u0103ri pentru auto-lini\u0219tire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gata!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u0218i o s\u0103 zic acum, o dat\u0103 pentru totdeauna, ce nu \u00een\u021beleg toate fetele \u0219i femeile astea care-\u0219i plimb\u0103 \u0219uncile de colo, colo, promov\u00e2nd a\u0219a zis-ul principiu: \u201ccine m\u0103 place, m\u0103 place a\u0219a cum sunt\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":8155,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[1539,1538,1540,1537],"class_list":["post-8154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-altele-continut","tag-blog","tag-grase","tag-pamflet","tag-vasilescu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8154"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8154\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8156,"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8154\/revisions\/8156"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8155"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/site.noi3.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}