Mai jos aveți un mini-dicționar oltenesc-englez care conține absolut toate mesajele pur românești pe care sătenii din Deveselu ar vrea să le transmită americanilor.

Mai jos aveți un mini-dicționar oltenesc-englez care conține absolut toate mesajele pur românești pe care sătenii din Deveselu ar vrea să le transmită americanilor.

Expresii folositoare:

Fifty for the short, one hundred for the normal
Do you want to cut you with the sword?
What is it with all these farts on you?
Come to my place to show you my stamps collection
Ten lei for a battery of girl in the grass
Do you want some leek with that cake?

Ponturi:

The bathroom is in the cornfield
Ionela fucks for a Coke and a fried chicken leg
Gina from the buffet makes beak in the backyard.
Watch it, because she put her period in your soup!
(doar pentru gay) Vasile, the village’s sheppard, burns himself in his pumpkin

Proverbe si întelepciuni românesti:

Georgeta made me from man non-man, when I piss I lean against the tree
You fuck, you don’t fuck, the time of the dick passes
The dick has no shoulders
The dick doesn’t know book
He put the candy on the funeral-cake
It’s not the sheep’s business from where the horse drinks water
The dogs are barking, the bear is walking

Glumite de socializare:

Pull me by the little finger (and then fart)
Come to the river to show you what a poor man’s dick means
Can I hold your gun while you take that piss?
He has gone in the dick with the satellite
We have guns, we have knives, but shields dick

Înjurături:

Go in your mother’s sun
Fuck your mother’s onion
I fuck you in your ass on your mother
Oral sex Mititelu
Take my lamb to the wrestle
Pull my tomcat by the ears